My First Time At The Gym...

Oh man...I remember it like it was yesterday, it was at Goodlife like maybe when I was like early high school...I think they had a two week free trial or something. Keep in mind, I've never been to the gym, know nothing about lifting weights, only lifting at home and all I had was a basic bench and bar that weighed nothing...that's important to note, cuz the weights I put on is the only weight. So I go to the gym and the bench is the first place I go. So remember how I told you my bar at home weighed nothing, apparently the bars in gyms weighed 45 pounds and I didn't know that lol...so I did the math and I lifted 90 pounds at home...so I'm like okay...I can throw 45 pounds on each side at Goodlife and be no problem...you can probably guess what happened next...soon as I unracked the weight...it like plopped onto my chest and I couldn't get it up LOOOOL...luckily this old white guy was nearby and helped me get it up...said thanks, got up, walked away from the bench LOOOOL...oh man...too funny